Sensational Barbie

“The Japenese have already perfected a lifelike geisha robot with artificial skin.”

-Naomi Wol, The Beauty Myth, 1991

When Barbie was under

anesthesia, her whole body replaced with smooth plastic

she swore she heard her doctors

telling smutty jokes.

When the surgeons sliced off her nipples

to put in the silicone implants

they decided to leave the milk-outlets off

because, after this, the nerve ending

would be dead and Barbie wouldn’t be able to feel

anything anyway. The sensation

in the rest of her breasts would be

diminished, but sexuality was not why Barbie was doing this. She gladly

forewent her own pleasure for her race,

for womanhood, for survival.

Her clitoris and vulva’s lips

were next to go. And her vagina

was sewn up, after the ovaries

were scooped out. Barbie couldn’t

possible give birth. After all

the expense her family went to,

she wouldn’t insult her new body

with stretch marks. These were other women,

shorter and darker, who could carry Barbie’s eggs.

That was their livelihood, up until

menopause. Some of these surrogates

told of dolls called barbie they remembered

from their girlhoods and claimed

the elite women these days all looked remarkably like her.

The surrogates said there was a time when women actually had their own names: Gloria, Andrea,

Betty, and Robin. The doctors

cut around Barbie’s neck,

took off her head, and removed

her vocal cords and her brain. This

was when all memory was lost,

her mouth her adolescence, the smutty jokes.

Ad she was glad. How could

Sensational Life-size Barbie bear it

any other way?

-Denise Duhamel

 

 

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